Dear Maid

Dear Maid,

You dingbat. Do not set drinks on my drawings. I appreciate the sixth cup of coffee, but i'd rather not have wet rings on my work. Also, i don't understand your vietnamese ramblings no matter how loud you speak, and I am too busy for your drivel. Oh, and when you burn trash, make sure you watch it so it doesn't burn down half the yard like the other day. And unless i ask for it, please keep the mayonnaise out of my eggs, you tragic failure of social Darwinism.

heh, that was fun.