Things I miss about My

1.) The first thing she does when she enters the house is take her pants off. It's just how she rolls.

2.) She sings vietnamese love songs in the shower.

3.) She is a superb masseuse. It's oriental wizardry, I tell you. I honestly can't tell what she's doing sometimes.

4.) She smiles bigger and laughs louder than anyone i've ever known.

5.) She refers to me in the third person. Brilliant- i love it. She asks me, "How is Howell doing?" Just a sec- lemme ask...

6.) She confuses French words and grammar in her English. It's precious. Sometimes a sentence has English, French AND Vietnamese words in it. But i understand.

7.) When she orders noodle soup, she eats everything but the noodles.

8.) She does the coolest morning exercises that look like martial arts.

9.) She is a fantastic cook. That is, if you like French or Vietnamese food.

10.) and lastly, I can't trust anyone else to cut my hair.