The customs people took my lovely opium pipes on the grounds that they are drug paraphernalia. I told them to look at the craftsmanship, and I swore I had no intentions of smoking opium in them. They didn't believe me.
Really, guys. Where are the opium addicts these days? Show me! Do I look like I run with a crew of 19th century Chinese railroad workers?
"Oh man, the boys in the den are gonna be soooo jealous of these...."
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