My is an inventive and brazen trickster.
She can spit water through her teeth to incredible distances. So periodically on the street she will take water in her mouth and spit on the back of some poor guy's neck like 15 feet away. And while the guy is trying to figure out what the hell just hit him, she's staring off elsewhere with a deadpan expression, straw in mouth.
When we're at a club, she'll go up to the transvestite in the corner without my knowledge and tell him/her that I'm way into him/her. Then the guy/girl comes up to me and starts hitting on me hard, in vietnamese of course. As I'm standing there, confused and uncomfortable as hell, i notice My over by the ladies' room, laughing at me. By the time i can get to her to give her a beating, she's slipped into sanctuary.
If i have time, I'm going to go with My and her ma to visit her aunt in Hue, the old imperial capital of Vietnam. I swear i'll get pictures of My at some point- It doesn't appear she's going anywhere.
No comments:
Post a Comment