The Screen Door on E. Burnside might have the Portland monopoly on grits, but $3.00 a bowl? Good Lord, people!
Some Southerner is exacting a slow and curious revenge on unsuspecting yankees. Allow me to give you a lesson about grits: they are extremely cheap. Unless they had to build a grits pipeline all the way from Memphis to Portland, $3.00 for a bowl of grits is ludicrous.
Screw you and your Alabama Scramble, Screen Door.
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2 comments:
yeah. Stick it the man. Kiss my grits, screen door.
No one knows what grits are in CA.
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