Saturday, February 23, 2008

You might be in Vietnam if...

There is ice in your beer. On purpose.

There is a duck's tongue in your soup. On purpose.

When large trucks back up, you hear them play "jingle bells" as an alarm.

There are 2-3 unknown people living in your house.

Everywhere you go, you see random playing cards scattered on the pavement.

Your living room is clogged with motorbikes.

You hear "we wish you a merry christmas" as someone's ringtone.

People steal your dog to eat it.

People steal your cat to eat it.

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